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Joke Of The Month     

Are You Having A Bad Day? Well Consider This.

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday  morning, at about 11:00a.m. regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors, and some even thought it had something to do with the  supernatural.  
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on  Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the  incidents.
 
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes! before 11:00 a.m. all of the doctors and nurses  nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
 
 Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday cleaner,  entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum  cleaner.

 
 Having  a  Bad  Day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was  $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being  released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
 A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

 

 Still  think  you  are  having  a  Bad  Day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a  dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.  Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank  of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening  to  his  Walkman.


 
 
STILL  think  you're  having  a  Bad  Day? 

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose  and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

 

 What ? ?  STILL  having  a  Bad  Day? 

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It  came  back  with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was  blown to bits.
 
There now,  feeling  better?

 

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